Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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