I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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