ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
