She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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