Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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