In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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