The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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