I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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