No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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