Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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