i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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