i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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