sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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