It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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