I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sobbing to NWA
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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