I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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