im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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