wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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