my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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