when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
All the doctor said was why
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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