kristin has been a bad kristin
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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