normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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