THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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