Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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