IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Randomize
