Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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