Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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