you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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