Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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