Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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