My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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