I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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