I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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