Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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