like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
