I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
i've created a new STD.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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