He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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