That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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