Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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