me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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