I'm lost and stupid without you.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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