But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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