I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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