Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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