According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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