HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can I color on your dick again?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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