do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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