If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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