were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
And then he peed in my hair
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