(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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