Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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